Hi, helloo. My name’s Arya.

I am actually a potato masquerading as a human, but other than that, I daylight as a law student and moonlight as a writer.

To pass time on earth, I take frequent breaks to brew some coffee, butter some bread and spew pseudo-intellectual bs on the internet. 

Below you can see what I look like on a normal day.

Umm… what else can I tell you?

I once got lost in the Himalayas. I am a tsundere. I have a doga named Maya, who’s my princess. I’m in love with beaches, but am terrified of the sheer depth of oceans and giant waves because of that one anxiety-inducing scene in Interstellar. I am currently going through an existential crisis, but I can’t stop and won’t stop reading about black holes. And I have no clue what I’m doing.

Yepp. What else do ya wanna know? Send me a message, let’s get talking!

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I write random short stories and scribble pseudo-intellectual rants about writing, the world and humans.