Hey there.

Welcome to my lil corner on the internet. 🥨

What the fuck am I doing here?

Writing my life,

brewing a cup,

buttering some bread,

and spewing pseudo-intellectual bs.

I dough-nut know what to write here, but I thought making a blog would be a great way to pill-age the social media algorithms of their power and establish my very own potatodom. That make sense?

If you’ve scrolled down to here, imma be an opportunist and take this chance to tell you about my newsletter, Red Pills & Doughnuts:

What the duck is it about?

Pause, and picture this:

You’ve been typing away for four hours straight. 

You stop, rest your face on your palm, and let out a huge yawn.

A glance down at your wristwatch tells you that a break is due.

“My brain is screaming for some coffee”, you think.

So you get up and brew some. The aroma of the steaming hot, mud-coloured drink fills the room.

You settle yourself down on the couch and get comfy.

Now, you probably won’t argue with me if I told you that coffee is best paired with pseudo-intellectual conversations (or banter) and wholesome stories.

It ain’t possible to sit down with a friend or visit a coffee shop everytime you wanna take a break though, so I got you. 

Introducing: Red Pills & Doughnuts. (ㅅ´ ˘ `)♡

A newsletter about random short stories (that will at least make you smile, if nothing else) and pseudo-intellectual conversations about writing, the world and humans. 

A warning: sometimes, it might get dark and deep, sometimes. :)

BUT.

If you’re interested in going on an unpredictable, wacky ride, hit the link in the comments below to subscribe. ⬇️

See ya on the inside, if I do. Happy to have you there. 🍜